Terms of Service
Using our service means agreeing to these terms.
Updated as of September 17, 2025
Play by the Rules (Or Get the Grumpy Look)
When you shop with Grumpy Grampa, you agree to follow our store rules. We're not asking for much — just don't break the law, don't try to trick us, and don't make us grumpier than we already are. Think of it like visiting Grampa's house: wipe your feet, mind your manners, and everyone gets along just fine.
Ordering Without the Shenanigans
Place your order, pay for it, and we'll send it your way — simple as that. No funny business like using fake names, stolen cards, or pretending you're buying for “a friend” when it's clearly for you. We've been around long enough to spot a fib from a mile away.
Shipping — Not as Fast as the Internet, But Close
We'll do our best to get your goodies to you quickly, but sometimes life throws a wrench in the works — weather, holidays, or the occasional nap. We're not responsible for delays caused by things outside our control, but we promise we're not just sitting around playing checkers.
Returns — We're Fair, Not Foolish
If something's wrong with your order, let us know and we'll make it right. But don't try to return a mug you've been using for six months or slippers that have clearly been to the garden and back. We believe in fairness — both ways.